Lengthy-form YouTuber Jenny Nicholson, who specialises in fandom tradition, odd components of the web and theme parks, goes viral for her spectacular and scathing assessment of the now-defunct Star Wars Resort, which is formally identified by Disney as Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser.
Nicholson paid a whopping $6,000+ for the two-night keep on the resort for herself and her sister, with the expectation of an expensive setting and a meticulous live-action roleplaying expertise for Star Wars nerds.
Whereas she praised the quirky performances by actors and the infinite buffet, the video particulars a laundry listing of shortcomings: from tiny rooms with barely any area for baggage, to a pole that blocked viewers members from viewing the musical dinner present.
Should you’ve not managed to look at the essay but – or are nonetheless making your means by means of the 4 hour and five-minute video – then you possibly can catch up beneath:
This venture is only one of many from Nicholson, who often delves into the oddest corners of popular culture. I’ve watched a lot of her movies over time, and should you’ve now joined her legions of followers, I’d wish to share a few of the finest ones to take a look at.
The Church Play Cinematic Universe
Not solely is that this my favorite Jenny Nicholson essay, it’s additionally certainly one of my top-rated movies full cease.
It’s an evaluation of 13 of the Easter musical reveals produced by Church of the Rock, an Evangelical place of worship in Canada. As a substitute of simply placing on a standard service, the pastor and members stage an unbelievably elaborate play, themed after a well known movie and/or franchise, blended in with pop songs.
These performs incorporate non secular references all through and embody components of the normal Easter story. For instance, in 2009 they showcased ‘Pirates of the Galilean’, that includes ‘Captain Jack Saviour’ as the primary character.
This present makes use of a powerful reproduction of the Black Pearl ship on a turntable, full with functioning cannons. Through the story, Jack is crucified by Barbossa and tied to the mast of the boat. When he makes his triumphant rise from the useless, the forged sing ‘What Will We Do With a Risen Saviour?’
Be careful for the repeated cameos from the pastor, and horrible impressions of well-known characters.
THE Vampire Diaries Video
Disclaimer: you don’t should be a fan of 2010’s The CW hit The Vampire Diaries to take pleasure in this video. In actual fact, it’s most likely even higher should you’re not.
Nicholson delves into the baffling lore of the present, from debating how vampire blood works on each people and creatures, to guide Elena’s evil arc throughout which she reveals up at a celebration making scathing remarks whereas Icona Pop’s hit ‘I Don’t Care’ blasts within the background.
She additionally features a standout part in regards to the lazy writing for the character Bonnie, which features a love curiosity that’s (form of) her personal brother. Should you’ve ever watched some other CW hit like Supernatural or sequence within the Arrowverse, you’ll recognise the cheesy modifying type and bonkers plot particulars.
With twelve million hits and counting, that is Nicholson’s hottest video, and it’s straightforward to see why.
A needlessly thorough roast of Expensive Evan Hansen (2021)
You will have heard of the musical Expensive Evan Hansen in passing, however not many individuals understand how unhinged the movie’s plot is. Thankfully, Jenny is right here to assist.
Nicholson tears aside the film adaptation of the stage present, which was launched in 2021. It starred Ben Platt, a 27-year-old man who is unsuccessfully attempting to cosplay as a highschool character.
Evan needs to be the protagonist you root for, however as Jenny particulars, his lies are malicious and a poor excuse for his loneliness. I gained’t spoil how unhealthy they’re, however belief me… they’re unhealthy.
Nicholson often attire up for her evaluation, and that is one my private favourites, incorporating a messy wig, darkish eye baggage and ill-fitting striped polo – not forgetting the damaged arm, after all.
There’s one thing flawed with Hallmark’s youtube channel
Should you’re brief on time and may’t decide to a multi-hour Jenny Nicholson video, then this twenty-minute Hallmark YouTube evaluation suits the invoice completely.
I didn’t even know that Hallmark had social media channels like this, however Nicholson delves into the hilarious lore of everybody concerned, together with the rivalry between presenters Nicole and Lauren.
These movies are supposed to educate viewers easy house hacks, however they’re fully ineffective. For instance, in a cocktail suggestions video, one of many examples entails a mysterious punch that was made forward of time (with no recipe detailed within the video), with only a little bit of dry ice added to it.
Nicholson picks aside these low-cost and unintentionally humorous movies, and rightly so.
Evermore: The Theme Park That Wasn’t
Should you had been intrigued by the theme park side of the Star Wars Resort… I imply… Galactic Starcruiser, then you need to completely take a look at Nicholson’s expertise with Evermore in Utah, which additionally went out of enterprise.
In concept, Evermore appeared like each fantasy fan’s dream. This theme park was speculated to take inspiration from renaissance festivals, The Lord of the Rings, steampunk and D&D, and have a totally immersive expertise with actors, animatronics and rides.
Should you thought Disney’s expertise was a flop, you’ve seen nothing but. This park opened half-finished, with barely any meals choices and no liquor licence. Storylines and quests had been an entire mess, with performers seemingly as confused because the visitors.
It completely closed in April 2024, so this video is among the few remaining reminders of its existence. As at all times, Jenny delves into the failings of the park and isn’t afraid to name out those that needs to be held accountable.