The Champions League — the place goals come true, fantasies change into actuality and legends are born. Or one thing like that.
Except you’re Dinamo Zagreb, Purple Bull Salzburg, Celtic, Purple Star Belgrade, Slovan Bratislava or Younger Boys, during which case the Champions League is the place fears prevail, nightmares change into actuality and careers get ruined.
OK, perhaps not that unhealthy, however followers of the above golf equipment will be forgiven for feeling apprehensive when UEFA’s anthem performs throughout Matchday Three tonight (Tuesday) and tomorrow.
These are groups who’re used to dominating their home leagues, successful 60 per cent or 70 per cent of their league matches 12 months after 12 months (at the same time as excessive as 84 per cent final season for Purple Star) to assert title after title.
Taking the previous seven home seasons, Dinamo, Salzburg, Celtic, Purple Star, Slovan and Younger Boys have received 38 league titles between them, out of a attainable 42. Dinamo have taken each a kind of Croatian championships with Purple Star doing the identical in Serbia, and the remainder have received six of the out there seven.
They’re superior of their homelands virtually to the purpose of boredom. And but, from their mixed opening two rounds of Champions League matches this season, the six groups have scored 12 targets between them and conceded a whopping 49. That’s a mixed aim distinction of -37 from 12 matches.
Transferring home bliss to European success will not be straightforward, particularly when your finances is a fraction of the spending energy out there at Manchester Metropolis, Actual Madrid or Bayern Munich.
In keeping with switch web site Transfermarkt, Slovan have spent a complete of £2.6million ($3.4m) on new signings up to now three seasons and their squad has a complete estimated worth of £24m. The identical supply lists Metropolis as having spent £365m up to now three years (which, to be trustworthy, feels fairly frugal for them) and their squad worth is estimated at being a smidgen over £1billion. So, Metropolis have spent roughly 139 occasions as a lot as Slovan since 2022, and their squad is value 43 occasions as a lot.
When the groups confronted one another three weeks in the past on Matchday Two, Slovan’s odds for successful on residence turf have been 40/1. They could have a monopoly on the Slovakian title, however with a finances akin to a membership in League One, Engish soccer’s third tier, they have been predictably no match for Metropolis.
“We dreamt of, in the future, one of the best group on this planet, or among the best, coming (right here),” Slovan supervisor Vladimir Weiss advised reporters earlier than the match. The fact, nevertheless, was much less romantic: Metropolis had 28 photographs, scored 4 targets, hit the woodwork thrice and registered an anticipated targets (xG) determine of three.8. Slovan had 24 per cent possession and didn’t register a shot on course.
“Actually, this was simply as we anticipated,” Tomas, a Slovan fan who attended the sport, tells The Athletic. “Slovan has not performed within the Champions League for 32 years (having did not get previous its qualifying rounds on 11 events), so it’s a huge success to even be there.
“Once we beat (Denmark’s champions) Midtjylland to qualify (having received by way of three earlier ties in a marketing campaign that started 4 days earlier than final season had ended with the Euro 2024 remaining on July 14), it was among the best leads to the previous couple of years and was like a European remaining for us.
“Then we have been drawn in opposition to Manchester Metropolis, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Atletico Madrid (amongst their eight league-phase video games). These are matches now we have not had for a lot of, a few years, so despite the fact that we are going to most likely lose, it’s nonetheless an enormous prize. The Celtic defeat (Slovan misplaced 5-1 in Glasgow on Matchday One) was not good, however even a membership like Celtic has far more cash than us.
“We’ve got Dinamo (Zagreb) at residence (on November 5), a match we will look to attract or win, however largely I would like the eight video games to be a lesson for the gamers and the house owners, and for us to generate income from TV and full stadiums to spend on bettering the group.”
There’s a distinct “completely happy to be there” vibe from Slovan, however that doesn’t apply to each Champions League ‘minnow’.
Salzburg, who will compete within the revamped Membership World Cup in the US subsequent summer time courtesy of their constant Champions League group-phase qualification in recent times, are adjusting to life below a brand new supervisor in Jurgen Klopp’s long-time Liverpool assistant Pep Lijnders, and have been most likely considered a little bit of a darkish horse going into the league section.
As an alternative, they have been comfortably crushed 3-0 at Sparta Prague after which surprisingly trounced 4-0 at residence to French newcomers Brest. They lie fourth within the early-season Austrian Bundesliga, six factors off leaders Sturm Graz, however have two video games in hand.

Pep Lijnders acknowledges Salzburg followers after defeat in Prague (Michal Cizek/AFP through Getty Photographs)
“I don’t need to make excuses, I take full accountability,” Lijnders mentioned in a press convention after the Brest defeat. “This group has sufficient high quality that it mustn’t occur like this. That worries me a bit bit.
“We anticipated a totally totally different begin within the Champions League, particularly with the qualification (beating FC Twente, 5-4 on combination, and Dynamo Kyiv, 3-1). I’m sick of individuals calling us a younger group. There aren’t any excuses, now we have sufficient high quality to win soccer matches within the Champions League.”
Younger Boys, whose Swiss Tremendous League is of an identical customary to Austria’s Bundesliga, may also have anticipated higher than to be propping up the 32-team Champions League desk after two defeats (3-0 at residence to Aston Villa, 5-0 at Barcelona).
Like Salzburg, the Bern membership are enduring home woes, and sacked supervisor Patrick Rahmen, who had solely been appointed in the summertime, per week after the Barcelona thrashing. They’re tenth in a 12-team home league. A go to from Inter Milan, Serie A champions and three-time European Cup/Champions League winners, awaits on Wednesday.
Dinamo additionally distributed with their supervisor after struggling one of many heaviest defeats in Champions League historical past, shedding 9-2 at Bayern final month. Sergej Jakirovic had led Dinamo to a Croatian league and cup double in 2023-24 however the Bayern thrashing was deemed unacceptable and he left two days later by mutual consent.

The tough actuality of Dinamo Zagreb’s European battle is laid naked on Bayern Munich’s scoreboard(Sebastian Widmann/Getty Photographs)
A 2-2 residence draw in opposition to Monaco on Matchday Two, below new boss Nenad Bjelica, advised the suitable resolution had been made. Subsequent up? A go to to Lijnders and Salzburg on Wednesday.
After which you’ve got Celtic. In contrast to lots of these sides talked about above, the Scottish membership are Champions League regulars and have taken some unbelievable scalps over time, beating Barcelona, Juventus, Manchester United and AC Milan (and again in 1967 they received the competitors). However each a kind of victories has come at Celtic Park the place, backed by some of the vociferous atmospheres in European soccer, they could be a match for anybody.
Away from residence, it’s a unique story. This season’s competitors has been Celtic in Europe in a microcosm, thrashing Slovan 5-1 at residence after which being humiliated 7-1 by Borussia Dortmund in Germany, the place they conceded 5 earlier than half-time — the primary time a British membership had finished so in a significant European competitors since 1997-98. It was their thirty first defeat from 37 Champions League group/league-stage away video games — and in these 37, they’ve conceded an almighty 100 targets.
But supervisor Brendan Rodgers was unrepentant in not altering the group’s method for that Dortmund recreation, regardless of dealing with criticism acquainted from his first spell at Celtic, when his aspect misplaced 7-0 to Barcelona at Camp Nou and 7-1 at Paris Saint-Germain, or 6-0 away to Atletico Madrid in his second spell final season.
“We play in a manner that permits us to dominate domestically,” Rodgers mentioned. “We all know it’s going to be troublesome at occasions for us to try this, however we nonetheless have to point out our means with the ball. Are we going to take a seat in and camp, and wait? No, we received’t try this.”
Celtic supporters who’ve paid 1000’s of kilos to journey throughout the continent to see their group win simply two of 37 Champions League away matches (beating Spartak Moscow in 2012-13 and Belgium’s Anderlecht in 2017-18) might even see issues in another way. Whereas no one may accuse Celtic followers of not profiting from their journeys overseas, if anybody has attended all 37 video games, they are going to have travelled greater than 70,000 miles, which is nearly thrice around the globe, to see two victories.
“I’ve not finished that many, however I’ve by no means seen us win overseas,” Celtic season-ticket holder Alasdair tells The Athletic. “There’s all the time a fantastic environment on the highway and nobody takes it without any consideration that we’re privileged to go to some nice cities and stadiums, however it’s fairly demoralising.

Celtic followers take pleasure in their European journeys – till the soccer begins (Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Photographs)
“There’s perhaps an unrealistic expectation on the membership that we must be doing higher, however given our sources in comparison with the Premier League and the massive Spanish, German and Italian golf equipment, we’re on a unique planet. We’ll discover the brand new format solely skews the imbalance additional.”
We’re working with an extremely small pattern measurement after two rounds however the early leads to the expanded 36-team ‘league section’ do recommend the scales are tipping additional. We’ve got seen scorelines of 9-2, 7-1, 5-0 and 5-1, plus 4 4-0s. After 36 matches, that is proving to be some of the goal-heavy editions of the Champions League, with 3.19 per recreation being near the very best on document (3.24 in 2019-20).
Thus far, it has been probably the most one-sided Champions League season but, with a mean margin of victory of two.57 targets, comfortably above the subsequent highest of two.37 from the 1993-94 season.
By increasing the competitors, the standard will probably be diluted, whereas this greater first stage may lend itself to groups taking part in extra expansively, given the possible want for less than 10 or so factors out of your eight matches to achieve at the least the play-off knockout spherical, the place locations within the last-16 will probably be up for grabs.
Because the wealthy get richer and the monetary imbalance throughout Europe will increase, count on extra of the identical. And count on followers of relative Champions League minnows to dread relatively than relish their continental adventures.
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