Jimmy Kimmel clowned Donald Trump for having “fairly a crew” round him following the president’s lovefest of a Cupboard assembly on Tuesday.
“They’ve higher high quality cupboards at IKEA,” stated the late night time host, who joked that the Cupboard was “crushing” it within the president’s second time period.
Kimmel — after summing up the assorted scandals and controversies which have plagued the Cupboard — quipped that the Trump officers have been ensuring the president’s “colonoscopy didn’t miss something” earlier than airing a number of clips from the assembly.
“Spirit in our ranks because the election beneath President Trump is unprecedented, I’ve by no means seen something prefer it as a soldier myself in uniform,” stated Protection Secretary Pete Hegseth.
“I feel 2026 goes to be nice for the American folks due to you,” stated Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.
The comic later aired a clip of him edited into the assembly as “Admiral James C. Kimmel” the place he claimed he had the “privilege” of sitting in on the president’s MRI.
“I bought a peek beneath the paper robe and wowza, made me want I might change locations with Melania for an evening, you already know what I’m saying?” Kimmel started.
“God bless you, sir! God bless you as he hath already blessed your magnificent man beef.”
He proceeded to offer a toast, “To the president’s penis!”
Watch extra of Kimmel’s Tuesday monologue under.