“You possibly can ask me something you need,” Trump mentioned. “You possibly can discuss intercourse, you’ll be able to, regardless of the hell you need.”
Stewart sat in puzzled silence for practically 15 seconds because the viewers laughed.
“We will ask about intercourse?” he lastly requested.
Stewart reached beneath a desk and pulled out a field marked “EPSTEIN FILES,” the recordsdata associated to late convicted intercourse offender Jeffrey Epstein, who was as soon as shut associates with Trump. He thumbed via the paperwork till he discovered the web page he was in search of.
“Whose title is that?” he requested, pointing to a redacted line. “Is that your fucking title? Whose title is that?!”
Stewart supplied a mock apology to Trump when he realized the president doubtless meant “normal intercourse shit, like ‘Loveline’ shit” and never the Epstein recordsdata.
“You already know, truthfully, his leering conduct is much less ‘commander-in-chief at struggle’ and extra ‘grandpa who’s misplaced his filter in public,’” Stewart mentioned. “As a substitute of alleviating a nervous nation, he’s simply embarrassing the entire household at dinner, going, ‘Hey, do you see, our waitress is a busty one, huh? Similar to your grandma was!’”
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