“What a negotiator this Donald Trump is,” Kimmel stated sarcastically. “They haven’t even began talks but, Trump has already provided two large concessions.”
The Trump administration has stated it received’t assist Ukraine’s bid for membership in NATO, and Protection Secretary Pete Hegseth stated Ukraine received’t get again all the territory seized by Russia.
“Russia is like, ‘Nicely, you drive a tough discount, Mr. Trump. Let you know what: Throw in all the things else we wish, and we’ve got a deal,’” Kimmel stated. “It’s actually wonderful the man solely bankrupted three casinos.”
Whereas Trump likes to brag of his enterprise acumen, his Atlantic Metropolis casinos went into chapter 11 a number of occasions and had been ultimately bought off and/or shut down, as The New York Instances defined in a 2016 report.
Kimmel added that Trump stated he would work along with Putin to finish the warfare in Ukraine.
“Which is like E. coli and Ex-Lax working collectively to finish diarrhea,” Kimmel stated.
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