There’s a MAGA civil warfare brewing between a few of President Donald Trump’s key allies in Congress ― and Jimmy Kimmel is right here for it.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has known as out her fellow Republicans over the soar in medical insurance premiums set to come back on the finish of this 12 months because of the expiration of Inexpensive Care Act credit.
“Right here’s a girl, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who didn’t simply drink the Kool-Support. She chugged it,” Kimmel mentioned. “Not simply the common flavors like ‘shut the borders’ and ‘the election was stolen.’ She drank the obscure limited-time-only flavors like ‘Jewish area laser’ and ‘Pizzagate.’ And now she’s wanting round at these individuals, she’s like, ‘Are you guys nuts?’ Generally you go to date proper, you come out on the opposite facet.”
However Greene’s place has rankled some on her personal facet of the aisle, together with longtime Kimmel nemesis Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).
“Ted Cruz is so upset with Marjorie he can barely unhinge his jaw to swallow a piglet,” Kimmel mentioned, and rolled footage of Cruz claiming that Greene is “very, very liberal now.”
“I’ve to say, I like this,” Kimmel confessed. “It seems like ‘Jurassic Park’ when the velociraptors activate the blokes who run the place.”
Then he took a Halloween-themed shot at Cruz.
“You understand, Ted Cruz is the one sitting U.S. senator who can go trick-or-treating with out a masks,” he mentioned. “His pure face is greater than enough.”
See extra in his Thursday evening monologue: