Protection Secretary Pete Hegseth (performed by Colin Jost) launched Noem (performed by Ashley Padilla) at a faux Iran struggle press convention by declaring that she was “reassigned beneath the bus” by the president.
On Thursday, Trump introduced he would transfer Noem to a newly-formed position, “particular envoy for the Defend of the Americas,” and tapped Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) to be his nominee.
The mock Noem added she had “no regrets” about her controversial time as DHS head.
“As a result of, like they are saying, you miss 100% of the canine you don’t shoot,” mentioned the fake Noem, who used a 2024 e-book to disclose that she killed her self-described “lower than nugatory” 14-month-old searching canine, Cricket.
The “SNL” forged member proceeded to tackle extra of Noem’s scandals within the brutal farewell message, “I took this job with the purpose of securing our border, deporting hundreds of illegals and spending $200 million on adverts of me using a horse.”
She continued, “And I believe I actually nailed it, and by ‘it,’ I imply my married co-worker in an enormous, stunning flying bed room 30,000 toes over Minneapolis.”