Again in my early twenties, I used to be at a celebration at a rooftop bar trapped in a spherical of small discuss with a buddy of a buddy. Scrambling round for dialog, I requested her the place she got here from. “Folkestone,” she mentioned. In the event you don’t know, that’s a coastal city in Kent, within the south east of England.
With out hesitation, I replied: “Folkestone Invicta” — the title of the city’s native non-League membership, at present enjoying within the seventh tier of English soccer. To today, I’ve by no means forgotten the look on her face: one in every of virtually whole boredom and indifference, however for a hint quantity of pity.
But, to paraphrase a sure Premier League membership’s ‘Model Playbook’: in a world stuffed with Uniteds, Citys and Rovers, there is just one Invicta — Folkestone Invicta.
And again in 1936, if the membership’s founders had thought ‘Invicta’ was distinctive sufficient to be the membership’s title by itself — no want for the ‘Folkestone’ half — then not solely may I’ve prevented that second’s awkwardness many years later, however these founders would have been virtually a century forward of their time.
As The Athletic revealed on Friday, Tottenham now not need you to name them Tottenham. It’s ‘Spurs’ for brief, thanks. And that’s not the one little bit of most popular nomenclature.
“When referring to the workforce or the model, please use ‘Tottenham Hotspur’, ‘Tottenham Hotspur Soccer Membership’ or ‘THFC’,” the membership wrote in steering despatched to Premier League broadcasters this month. “By no means check with our Membership as ‘Tottenham’, ‘Tottenham Hotspur FC’ or ‘TH’.” By no means. Or else.

It raises many questions, not least, what’s the materials distinction between the phrases ‘Tottenham Hotspur Soccer Membership’ and ‘Tottenham Hotspur FC’? I don’t know. However I’m going to make use of the prohibited variations for the remainder of this column within the hope of upsetting anyone at Tottenham Hotspur FC into telling me.
There’s a purpose for the ‘Spurs’ choice, not less than. Tottenham argue Tottenham is the title of the world, not the title of the membership, and this has been their coverage for years. Trawl via search engine outcomes and also you’ll do effectively to discover a single use of ‘Tottenham’ with out ‘Hotspur’ hooked up to it on the membership’s web site.

The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (James Gill – Danehouse/Getty Photographs)
Tottenham have constantly been known as ‘Spurs’ in fixture listings on the Premier League’s official web site for a while. Return via the league’s official social media feeds and virtually the one mentions of the phrase ‘Tottenham’ are references to the ‘Tottenham Hotspur Stadium’.
In a means, the membership is merely going again to its roots. When a bunch of schoolboy cricketers based the membership in 1882, their selection of title was ‘Hotspur FC’. The ‘Tottenham’ was solely added two years later as a result of, because the presumably apocryphal story goes, they started receiving the publish of one other membership referred to as Hotspur.
It’s not as if the membership has really modified its title and eradicated any geographical marker altogether, both. One other in north London set the precedent for that again in 1913 upon relocation from Woolwich. So, does any of that make this diktat extra explainable?
In response to Friday’s information, some Tottenham followers have rightly mentioned that with Ange Postecoglou’s facet within the backside half of the desk, after being knocked out of each home cups within the area of three days this month, they and the membership itself have larger issues to fret about.
Others have prompt it’s merely associated to copyright, because the time period ‘Spurs’ could be simpler to trademark than the title of the encompassing space. Besides Tottenham already record the phrase ‘Tottenham’ amongst their registered logos.
And even when they didn’t, what would that need to do with how the membership is referred to on Soccer Saturday’s vidiprinter?
However it’s onerous to not agree with one other strand of the response, from the Tottenham followers and supporters of different golf equipment who see this as a disappointing signal of the place soccer is at present at; one other small brick paved in a highway that the game as a complete has already travelled a great distance down.

However are Tottenham Hotspur followers allowed in? (Jacques Feeney/MI Information/NurPhoto by way of Getty Photographs)
Many Manchester United supporters nonetheless lament the elimination of the phrases ‘Soccer Membership’ from the crest in 1998 — controversial on the time, however the identical phrases or the initials ‘F.C.’ at the moment are repeatedly distributed with little remark.
Six years in the past, Liverpool did not trademark the town’s title for merchandising functions. Chelsea had extra success of a form earlier this season, celebrating their a hundred and twentieth anniversary with a brand new, different membership crest that includes their lion rampant regardant above the letters ‘LDN’.
Equally, in 2016, West Ham United added the phrase ‘London’ to their revamped crest, though not less than put that to a vote amongst supporters first.
And this form of factor is much from a Premier League phenomenon. Paris Saint-Germain’s rebranding accentuated the phrase ‘Paris’ on their emblem, not a lot the ‘Saint-Germain’, and UEFA uniformly refers back to the membership as ‘Paris’ quite than ‘PSG’.
On the floor degree, Tottenham’s ‘Spurs’ choice is completely different from a few of these examples. Slightly than extra carefully associating themselves with a bigger metropolitan surrounding, they’ve gone the opposite means: drawing a line between ‘Spurs’ the workforce and ‘Tottenham’ the world in its justifications.
However there’s a widespread thread between such choices. All are elementary makes an attempt to make a membership’s id one thing that may be extra simply swallowed and digested. In different phrases, one thing that may be consumed, particularly on the worldwide market.
Too typically, that comes on the expense of what a membership is: its historical past, its tradition, its locality. It’s mentioned typically sufficient to be a cliche these days, however it’s nonetheless ignored sufficient to bear repeating: soccer golf equipment are representations of their communities at the beginning, international manufacturers second.
The overwhelming majority of golf equipment recognise that within the creditable work they do inside these communities, however are fast to neglect that duty of their advertising and marketing departments when it’s time to take into consideration what’s going to promote higher on a plastic water bottle.
Tottenham are in no way alone in that. It typically seems like golf equipment who need to get forward in soccer’s current panorama need to prioritise the place they’re going over the place they’ve come from. Referring to the membership as ‘Spurs’ quite than ‘Tottenham’ is a small however not insignificant shift. And sufficient to remind me that, one in every of as of late, I may need to get myself all the way down to Folkestone Invicta.
(Prime picture: Jacques Feeney/MI Information/NurPhoto by way of Getty Photographs)