“Late Present” host Stephen Colbert returned from his trip to revel within the feud that’s simply erupted between President Donald Trump and his MAGA trustworthy after the Justice Division claimed that late convicted intercourse offender Jeffrey Epstein’s long-rumored shopper listing doesn’t exist.
“You possibly can’t take this away out of your base,” Colbert warned Trump. “That’s MAGA’s favourite conspiracy. What are we going to search out out subsequent? That immigrants aren’t consuming cats? That in case you, that in case you sail to the horizon, you don’t fall off the world?”
However Trump has been urging his supporters to cease speaking about Epstein, firing off a prolonged rant on Reality Social over the weekend calling him “a man who by no means dies.”
“Wait, what?” a baffled Colbert stated. “MAGA, you heard your chief. Jeffrey Epstein is alive!”
That’s pointing towards a plot twist within the Epstein saga.
“That may imply just one factor: Zombie Epstein. He’s coming for our brains,” Colbert stated. “And thank goodness, ’trigger I don’t need to take into consideration him anymore.”
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